Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.