Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Advantage Jokes More Advantage Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!