Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.