Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What is the unit of power?

Yes.