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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!