Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.