Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Through ex-spear-i-mints.