What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.