Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

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Challah at ya boy!

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Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.