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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.