Whats the difference between America an...

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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