Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the most useless superpower?

America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.