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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

300 Year Jokes More 300 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture