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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What is the most useless superpower?

America.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

300 Year Jokes More 300 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.