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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!