Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.