Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4