Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.