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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop