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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.