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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.