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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.