Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.