Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!