Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
The girl necks door.
Harambre
They're ape purists
He had served his sentence.
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
The Mediterranean Sea.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
An author joke like this and I'm off!