A Gorilla
What did one ape say to the other ape.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
I'm walkin' here!
The Mediterranean Sea.
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
The elevator men are on strike!
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Stop playing it cagey!
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
A zoo-t suit!
They'll both bite at anything!
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
A harumble.
Boko Harambe
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
World War 2
Cut it in half.
A banana split!
Edgar Allan Po-Po
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
What is the national vegetable of Germany?
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
It got all sappy
They go sharkers!
Jerry's kids.
A paradux
Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.
He wasn't single.
