A Gorilla
What did one ape say to the other ape.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
I'm walkin' here!
The Mediterranean Sea.
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
The elevator men are on strike!
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Stop playing it cagey!
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
A zoo-t suit!
They'll both bite at anything!
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
The steaks are too high.
He heard the drinks were on the house.....
With a crowbar
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
Organized crime.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
A chicken
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
The Germans like shade
Free Shots
He didn't like Chinese food.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
A baboom.
A Baboom!
