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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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You get salmonella

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What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!