What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.