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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.