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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.