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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Banana Split Jokes More Banana Split Jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!