Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.