Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms