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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.