Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here