Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC