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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC