What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare