How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!