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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite