How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!