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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What TV station do bees watch?

Bee bee c one!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB