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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.