What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!