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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why is taking Spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people