What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU