What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU