What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU