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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.