Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Illness Jokes More Illness Jokes

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

Plutocracy Jokes More Plutocracy Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.