They both make pop tarts.
They can both bring out the child from within.
Disney spells.
Immigrants
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
101 damnations
She was having Disney spells.
The rogue one
Mow lawn. Sorry.
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Mickey: Disney
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
I want you inside of me.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Disney Movies still touch kids
Just beet it
Little boys pants half off.
A computer virus!
A caterpillow.
A dinosnore!
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Gatorade
Purranks.
An AT-STD.
