They both make pop tarts.
They can both bring out the child from within.
Disney spells.
Immigrants
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
101 damnations
She was having Disney spells.
The rogue one
Mow lawn. Sorry.
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Mickey: Disney
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Because she was out standing in her field.
A coathanger.
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
They only had two vans
A Green Bean
Pretty good
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
It is always look but don't touch.
Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
A Magpie.
Poll dancing!
