Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Blush Jokes More Blush Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six