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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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What's a Mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...