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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Blush Jokes More Blush Jokes

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...