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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Blush Jokes More Blush Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six