Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.