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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!