Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.