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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.