What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What type of bees don't die?

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.