Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Which number confuses people?

82

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.