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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What happens when I die?

Idk...

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.