Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.