What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

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Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What did the bee call his military mission?

Operation pollination