What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.