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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.