What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What TV station do bees watch?

Bee bee c one!