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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.