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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'