What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.