What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.