What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.