What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

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What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.