What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What do you call a trailer park in a tornado?

Wind chimes.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist