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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist