When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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Coffee Mug
None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
It said "twist to open"
Twist
Wok it off! Wok it off!
Thalidomide
Mother nature doing the twist!
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
With a monkey wrench.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Bob.
A Rottweiler in a playground.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
A large twist cone.
How I Met Your Mother
Because he was in de-nile
Sunday school.
Both are in *a la mode*.
The spelling.
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
Brush their teeth!
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
