It said "twist to open"
Twist
Mother nature doing the twist!
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Because England was discovered before the USA!
They were PRONOUNS dead
Ground Beef
He tripped a fan
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Two test tickles
Cause his mom was in a jam.
Because his mother was in a jam.
It ends.
An envelope!
Long neck or giraffed?
Because it might be a moose steak.
