When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
It said "twist to open"
Twist
Mother nature doing the twist!
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Collect unemployment insurance!
You start with a large one.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
The more you twist them the harder they get.
Because he tripped
A trip to Israel.
You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
A traffic jam!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Once.
Jose and Hoseb
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'