Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."