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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."