Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist