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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."