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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."