What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!