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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales