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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan