What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!