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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan