What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!