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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!