A Paralegal.
Their ghoul-friend
Weeaboo
Because he was framed!
Althea in court!
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!