What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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A handful of them.

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They cook their own gooses!

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