What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.