What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.