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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.