What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose