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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.