What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)