What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.