What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.