What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."