What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.