How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.