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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.