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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.