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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!