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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.