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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast