What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.