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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What are you allergic to?

And can tell them Plant Spern

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand