A snowfake.
Timing
They're always plotting against it.
Shedding season
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
Because, time will always tell.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
He goes back 4 seconds.
Because Russia was Stalin
One steppe at a time.
Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Work over time
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Just a little before Eve
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
8 mile
It saves so much time.
Ten-ish.
Tree turdy.
He Jar Jar Blinked.
MC Escher
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Choco-late.
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
The Millenial Falcon.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
The long long farm.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Because you lose every time you talk about him ()
LMao Zedong
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
James Bonding bah dun tss
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
He wanted to be on time.
Times fun when you're having flies
A meander-thal!
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
Tennish
Everything, given enough time
A waist of time...
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Ah-so-late!
A Clock-18
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Time to try the udder one.
An chestra.
Urine-nation!
I'll be Bach.
Tooth hurty.
Because he was Uber busy.
Oily!
It's mistaken for granite.
A widow
Stall
Cryptic code.
Same time next month?
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
About tennish.
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
At the Schopenhauer.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
4:04
In meowers
Tennish.
A Pair-a-ducks.
Ten tickles
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
20 after 1.
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
The sausages.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
He went back 4 seconds.
Cacawatches
It was full of fans.
I'm Thor
Around Ten-ish.
Time to go to sweep.
A line of marathon runners
Nothing. She's dead.
A racket.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Failure to pull out in time
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
A poop
A X-pert
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
The location of the dirtbag.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
You mustard be joking!
Norse Korea
The Soviet Onion
Urine big trouble...
Because P is silent.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Two days seems like a long time.
What's fastest thing in the world?
Reservation reservation reservations.
Look, no hands!
