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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm