Lung Transplant Jokes

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Who's the funniest girl you know?

Lola.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

Phlegm Jokes More Phlegm Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.