Coughing up someone else's phlegm
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A widow
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Cotton mouth
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
It doesn't just happen the once.
They wine too much.
Because they drink to much coughee.
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
