Coughing up someone else's phlegm
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
But most just have 4.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...
The punch lines.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
A little hoarse!!!
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.
