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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.