What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September