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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot.

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

September Jokes More September Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.