What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.