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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.