What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here