The food!
They only ever have carrion baggage.
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
McBongald's
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!