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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

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How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.