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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."