What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.