They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
He only had one pupil.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Auschittz.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
A notebook has papers.
They're writing their last will and testament.
