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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Erase Jokes More Erase Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.