Because the censor erased the letter "s".
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
I.O.U.
They take the senor discount.
Fight for your right to padre
She's the one on her bike.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
He had no attachments.
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
