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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Whiteboard Jokes More Whiteboard Jokes

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.