Erase Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Roberto Jokes More Roberto Jokes

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

What does a Spanish programmer program in?

Si++

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.