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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

Censored

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".