Because the censor erased the letter "s".
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Hop in
The balls drop.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
