Because the censor erased the letter "s".
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
Sparkie.
Snort stories
The library, it’s got the most stories!
By hare (air) mail.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
The Inter-nyet.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.