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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

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What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

Censored

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".