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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.