What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.