What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.