What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.