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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.