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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Airplane Crash Jokes More Airplane Crash Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.