What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Who took my username?

When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black