What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.