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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't