What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.