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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.