What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!