What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.