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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.