What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!