What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Previous Random Joke Next

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."