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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."