What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!