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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you call a smart Mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.