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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."