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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!