This place rocks!
Sir, this is a liquor store.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Pummus.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
A tomato in an elevator.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.