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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'