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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James