What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!