What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.