Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.