Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN