Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.