Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.
Their lips are moving.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Because it was Hammertime'
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Princess Aurorasaurus
Because they have their own scales.
Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.
He was Stalin.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.