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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.