How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

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