How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.