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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its