How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.