How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.