What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!