What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine?"

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.