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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl