What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.