What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs