What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler