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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!